Thursday, September 21, 2006

Malaysian Drivers

It’s been 450 days since I’ve been back to Malaysia permanently…and yes, it has been such a learning curve. Some might think I’m being synical when I say it’s difficult trying to acclimatise myself to the Malaysian culture… but try putting themselves in my shoes and then tell me if it’s easy! I thought coming back to Malaysia would mean I’d be living a more laid-back life…but it seems it’s the opposite… it’s more hectic than my previous life in the UK.

I have to say that I’ve settled down back to Malaysia quite nicely…I speak more Malay now without thinking it sounds weird…I eat more Malaysian food now without thinking I’d grow fat (which I am gradually am)…I drive a Malaysian built car now (not Malaysian brand) without thinking the car would stall anytime soon…I am close to the family now which is heaven for me…but I still can’t get over the Malaysian mentality when they drive on Malaysian roads! Urgghhh. The Europeans are far better at driving… strange but true!

I’ve been wanting to write about this for so long…but I thought I’d give my fellow Malaysians the benefit of the doubt, they might change! Hahahahah I was SOOOOOOOOOOO wrong! Here are the following 5 main problems with Malaysian drivers which may or may not touch a nerve or two…Sorry guys… TOUGH! But it is happening as we speak. So to those of you who still make those mistakes…PUHLEAASSSSEEEEE Change for the better!

1. Most Malaysian drivers DO NOT indicate when moving from one lane to another or even when they’re going into a junction. Are they aware of the indicators which car manufacturers have provided for them to use to warn others when they move lanes or going into a junction? If this is the case, the car manufacturers might as well take the indicators off the cars and make the car less pricey! Don’t you think? I have to give them credit that these SOBs do indicate, but ONLY when they run out tarmac to squeeze in to the next lane… typical! Indicating doesn’t take much effort, it’s just a flick of a finger…which probably takes less than 5 calories to do.

2. Most Malaysian drivers who drive underpowered cars DO NOT drive on the slow lane. Do they think with all those body kits on their car it will make the car go faster? What drives me nuts is when there’s absolutely NO vehicle on the slower lane and they’re sticking to the right most lane! Most roads are built with a minimum of 2 lanes…and they are there for a reason. Do you think by sticking to the middle lane or the most right lane, you won’t have problems overtaking others? Which brings me to my previous comment on why these SOBs do not indicate. If they were in the slow lane and wanting to overtake, all they need to do is to indicate and wait for some space, and accelerate to ovetake. That’s not that difficult to do is it? If you analyse it carefully, slow cars on right most lane is the main reason for slow traffic and traffic jams! If Malaysian drivers understand the concept of moving to the left when they’re slow or not overtaking…the road traffic will be much smoother…. Trust me!

3. Most Malaysian drivers love to assume. They assume that other drivers will give way to them if they come out of a junction… especially when they do not indicate and warn others of their intentions. They also assume that others will stop for them when they’ve nudged the car forward at a junction, and they will also assume that other cars are as slow as theirs. What the F***? Stop assuming and be a bit more considerate towards other drivers!

4. Most Malaysian drivers DO NOT know how to judge an incoming car. When they’re driving behind a slower car and have to overtake them, they will normally do the usual checking of incoming cars from the sides and the rear using their mirrors…and if they see a car coming on the right lane, they’d try to judge whether the car is fast or too close in order to overtake… and most of the time, they misjudge! Majority of the time, you’d see cars having to press on their brakes with loud screeches just because they have to immediately slow down because those pricks made a wrong decision and try to overtake despite the fact that the incoming car from the right lane is going fast. GOD… what are they thinking??? This is the reason why accidents happen…

5. Most Malaysian drivers DO NOT understand the concept of safety. There are lots of drivers out there who do think all cars are built for driving fast. Little do they know that those race cars are normally heavily modified to ensure safety. Better brakes, better suspensions, and better trained drivers too! But what you can see right now is standard cars driving like mad – Wiras, Kancils, Kenaris, Myvis etc. I have nothing against driving fast coz I do too, but you’ll need to evaluate the surroundings and the vehicle you’re driving in order to do that. You’ll need to understand the limitations of a car. Most accidents happen because the drivers are not used to the vehicle they drive but decide to push it to its limits and sometimes more than its limits. You’ll see in the front page of a local newspaper of young teenagers who die in a car accidents because of these factors. You don’t go driving fast in a small village near a school, would you? Do they think by using their “Driving Lights” (Front Spotlights) in the evenings would increase the safety… well they’re thinking wrong… it creates inconveniences for the others… it blinds you dude!

The thing is, all us Malaysians need to do is to be a bit more considerate, act accordingly and just be aware of the surroundings. I still have faith in my fellow Malaysians but just need them to understand that there are other drivers on the roads…and not just them! If you have other items to be added to the list, let me know and I’ll do so! heheheheh

Peace!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Thank God!

It’s Monday morning again… it’s a full year since I’ve known SAS… he reminded me of it this morning via YM… amazing!

I spent the weekend in Seremban again…met up with the family at NSFA to have N9’s famous Masak Lemak Daging Rusa…FANTASTIC! Then I went off to my good old dentist to have my regular 6 month checkup. Realized how alien-like I am when walking around Seremban town especially when they start to stare. Okay, maybe my attire was very KL-like… or perhaps the Seremban-lites aren’t familiar with the “wearing shorts and t-shirt” concept. For God’s sake…this is hip… I have not read anything recently about wearing tight jeans, and caterpillar shoes is hip! COME ON GUYS…wake up and smell the masak lemak! Hahahahahah

Was too tired so I had an early night…waking up and later had breakfast at my sister’s place nearby. Lemang and Sambal Tumis ikan belis and petai was on the menu for breakfast. YUMMY! I was later asked to pick my dad up from his house for lunch… My sisters have prepared Laksa Johor and Popia basah (just like the way my late grandmother used to make) for the birthday bash! Oh yeah, as usual, we’d be making an excuse to have a little get together and this time it was for my youngest sister’s birthday. And as usual, the kids get presents from the wonderful uncles and aunties hehehehe…what a life they have! After lunch, dessert were served. I made some Fruit Jelly last night… and of course, birthday cake was on dessert tray too. Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake… I had an eighth of a cake… looked too good to say no to!

Later that afternoon, I decided to take a little drive to @enstek nearby coz SAS wanted to check out their new development. Took my nephews and brother in law with me. LOVELY houses! Then I decided to take the car for a car wash as the car needed washing and vacuuming. Got back to my parent’s, had a shower and off I went to my sister’s again for dinner. Left Seremban via the Labu-Sendayan route about 8pm. Arrived home about 9.30pm…and realized that I don’t have my small-wallet containing my credit cards… thinking I might have left it at my parent’s place.

Called up my parents and told them about it. Then I called Maybank to cancel my CC and ATM Card, and was about to call crappy Citibank when the phone rang…and there he was… this guy just told me he found my wallet at the Car Wash…Alhamdulillah! I called my mom and asked her to drive over to the car wash to pick the wallet up. Wow… yet another test from God…normally He’d be doing this either coz I’ve forgotten to do something, I’ve forgotten about Him lately or sometimes it’s because He wanted to make a point. I’ll need some private time to do some soul searching again.

Oh well, I thank Him for helping me out yet again…anyway… enough of all this, best I start doing some work now… will write more soon.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Happy Birthday RR!

Well, I came home last night to an empty but wonderful re-organised living room. Made myself a cup of coffee and lepak-ed for a bit before having a quick shower as I had a birthday gathering-dinner to go to at BSC. ES was suppose to pick me up after Maghrib so I thought she’d hopefully be arriving around 8.15pm. It was 8.20pm when I decided to SMS her to see where she is right now… I thought perhaps she’s stuck in a traffic jam… or worse case scenario, she’s probably lost…coz it’s her first time picking me up from my place.

Then I got her reply saying that she WAS lost but now she’s found her way…and it was about 8.25pm then…so I thought I might as well wait for her at the guard house. Waited for sometime, but there was still no sign of her. Finally she called, saying that she’s made a wrong turning and luckily I knew exactly where she was…so I guided her to my place through the phone… glad she arrived fine. We were lucky coz majority of the guests did turn up late… no surprises there!

The birthday bash was alright… an excuse to chill out and chat… a number of RR’s friends and colleagues turned up. I was in my funny-cheerful mood… so that helped a lot! Hahahahhaah Left for home around 11pm…and decided to go to bed as I had to wake up early to send the car for service.

Arrived at the Service Centre about 8.15am…there was no one around… whoppeee! Took the technicians half-an-hour to sort my car out. I even managed to get free HONDA pens when they finally handed the keys over. NICE PENS by the way! Went home to change and arrived at work around 11.30am…after making a few stops to the bank. Work is not that hectic…so it was kind of a nice day for me…pretty easy going to say the least. SA and FG took half day off so the place is pretty quiet not having them around.

I had one of those easy-flowing Operation Meetings again this afternoon… MR is always on my case as usual…but hey, everyone in the meeting knew the issues raised were all political… so they just couldn’t be bothered to hear his moans and groans hahahahah!

It’s 7.20pm and I’m still at the office… nope I;m not a workaholic… just had to stay back a bit late as I did start a bit late today and furthermore I had to pick up SAS from the airport. He’s coming back from his business trip to Penang, and he’s about to see my wonderful re-organised condo…That’ll make him green with envy! Hahahahahahahah

Anyway… enough of all this… need to do a report and then I’m off. Will write more later…adios!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I did it!

It’s been more than 2 weeks since my last posting…so I thought I’d do one just because…

So what have I been up to in the last 2 weeks? Well… let me see… arrived back in Malaysia safely…received a warm welcome by the wonderful Malaysia rain…and traffic! No complaints…I was just glad to be home! Couldn’t sleep so I stayed up to update my blog instead and did a bit of work while I had my laptop switched on.

Errr… what else have I been up to… been to Taiping for a wedding, to Alor Setar to visit SAS’s family following an invitation I received from them… been to a cousin’s (Azmil Yunor) FANTASTIC live gig in town – didn’t realize how talented he was, been helping to decorate or rather reorganize SAS’s condo…and finally last night, took the big step to reorganize my own place. I’ve lived there for over a year…so I thought it would be a nice change to make it a bit more “interesting”. If I can do it for my friends and family… why not mine?

So there I was…took off my office attire as soon as I got home last night around 7.00…and started moving things around. Finally finished about 9.30… heated some leftover satay for dinner and had it in my new comfy living room. It’s a shame that I can’t do much with the wall colours as the place is rented. This is only the beginning; watch this space for my updates at my new home. Been planning it for months… just waiting to get the house keys and I’m off!

Anyway… will write more when I can find some time…work has been VERY hectic since coming back form Germany. Oh yeah before I forget, I passed my German Language exam! Yippee! Anyway…adios for now…